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We all know that this planet is shaped like an egg and today time was scrambled.  Brunch was delayed four hours... I ate lunch.  Philip (the arrogant clear forcefield) opened once and he would have killed me dead if I attempted escape... I still need to figure out his inconsistent timing.  

Was that a bird...?  
Why does my belly itch?  

Speaking of inconsistent... the youngest of my human guardians, Jackson, normally has tasty feet parts.  Not today!  The biggest component of his wiggly feet, his big toe, tasted like butt rubbish and soup.  Disappointed. 

A mysterious package containing my favorite chewy chewys was left at the front portal earlier today.  I am grateful to accept this flavorsome mind-boggler.  

The Emperor's New Groove sucked!  Disney failed... and I'm canine!

Ok, it's late... and I'm tired.  Gonna go beg for a treat.

-RS