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I didn't poo today.  The wet weather was too much for the humans.  Although they failed to escort me on my daily stroll, I'm ok with it.  I hate it when my paws get wet.

I have exceptional news!  I was served salmon in addition to my normal rations.  I am hooked on salmon!  I'm not sure what we were celebrating... we were just loafing around, and this family excels at lethargic living.  They were watching something on that fabricated picture window appliance with some dogs... oh yeah, I guess I'm a "dog", and "wolves"... I don't know, I couldn't smell them.

I want to try fishing.  Did I tell you about the Salmon!?!?

I'm also not entirely sure how I feel about rolling chairs.  I just know that you should never trust them.  

I really need to poo...

-RS